if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
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When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I don't deserve a penis
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
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lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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