Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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