i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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