You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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