Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
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