She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
