this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
