just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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