Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
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