phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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