Dual....:-)
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
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Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
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You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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