Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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