to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
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i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
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The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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