Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
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Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
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They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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