She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
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whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
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I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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