There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
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We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
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when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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