dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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