I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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