And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
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shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
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You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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