Your mouth is God's brothel.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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