This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
soo... how was my night?
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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