Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
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I need you to use more vowels.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
Randomize