so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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