Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
now i know why i became what i already was.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
3 2 1 whiskey
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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