so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
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Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
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I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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