Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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