is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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