My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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