Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
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