butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Define "chronic" masturbator.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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