You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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