Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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