Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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