you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
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this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
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sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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