he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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