Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
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He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
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I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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