I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
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I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
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At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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