Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You dont lie about slip and slides
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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