My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Do vagina's smell?
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
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yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
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why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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