It's a beautiful day for a hangover
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
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looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
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Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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