i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Quick, to the slutcave!
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
Randomize
