I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
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Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
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My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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