I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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