i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
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Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
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I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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