Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
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We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
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Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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