you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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