And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
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Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
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Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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