awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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