doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just saw a hot homeless man
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
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