i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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