Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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