Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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