hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
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He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
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Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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