I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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