Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Randomize
