Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
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Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
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My day in three words: secret purse cake
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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